Washington D.C. - In a bizarre turn of events, the CEO of TikTok, the wildly popular social media app, has been called to testify before Congress about viral dance trends.
The CEO, Rebecca Black, was grilled by lawmakers on everything from the origins of the Renegade dance to the significance of the Savage Challenge.
"Ms. Black, can you explain why these dance trends are so important to your app?" asked Senator Johnson.
Black, trying to keep a straight face, responded, "Well, Senator, these dance trends are a crucial part of our user experience. We want to provide our users with a fun and engaging platform, and dance trends are a big part of that."
Senator Johnson pressed further, "But what about the potential impact on society? Are these dances contributing to the downfall of civilization as we know it?"
Black paused, clearly taken aback by the question. "I don't think so, Senator. We see these dance trends as a way for our users to express themselves creatively and connect with others."
Despite the tough line of questioning, Black remained composed throughout the hearing, even offering to demonstrate the latest viral dance for the committee.
In the end, it was unclear what, if any, action Congress would take in response to the testimony. But one thing was certain - the Renegade will never be the same again.